But w/out Government… Who would Charge you $1K to take a Picture in the Forest?!?!


So your hard earned then extorted tax dollars pay to maintain the forest but if you take a picture without a permit you will be fined $1000.00. Starting next month this unconstitutional atrocity of a law goes into play.  Is it just me or does anybody else feel like they are getting less free by the minute?  A permit to take pictures of trees, a permit to sell lemonade, a permit to braid hair, a permit to fish, etc…  You’re not free if you need a fucking permit!

I think I wouldn’t have quite so much of a problem with all of the loss of freedom if the State would just openly admit to their fascist agendas instead of just bragging about how free we are.  I was raised in this country. For a bit of a time I actually bought into the whole freedom thing. However it didn’t take too long into my adolescence to realize that government is the sheer diabolical opposite of freedom.

If you can think of one plausible reason to justify fining motherfuckers for taking pictures in the forest I would love to fucking here it.  Please comment below this article.

Personally, I take the stance of “Forest Photography Anarchy”.  Why don’t we all set up a day to go take pictures in the fucking park?  They can’t fine us all.  It’ll make the fucking news.  This is how you be free.  Show up in droves.

Smokey the bear can suck my cock.

Mad dank props to Jeff Berwick for title inspiration.

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Matt Bergman

Matt Bergman founded Punk Rock Libertarians in 2010. Formerly played guitar and sang in the Baltimore punk band “TENWATCH” and currently plays guitar and sings in “post freedom”.

  • Krissy

    Here’s a good one for ya, how bout a permit to even enter said forest? Washington state FTW *sarcasm*

  • Mark

    I’ll be taking a lot more pictures.

  • Zaden Reivax

    That’s my same idea on smoking pot. A peaceful protest just everybody in droves and peaceful mobs just toking it up everywhere! after so long the government will finally see that we will not be pushed the fuck around if we all just peacefully break the stupid laws that are in place!

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