Self Educated Road Scowler
Lifetime Bon Vivant
Ascribes to the belief that "Common Sense Is Uncommon"
A Hard Man to Like, An Easy Man To Love.
What Others say:
"A Trailer Park Dave Barry"
"The Bastard Love Child of Molly Ivins and George Will Who Rebelled in Kindegarten"
"Hunter S. Thompson on Methadone",
"A Hitch-Hiking Charles Kuralt- with a thumb up his ass"