Why Does the United States Government Have a Patent on Ebola?

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I am not sure that Chris Brown has the most plausible conspiracy theory about the Ebola virus but it is certainly peculiar given the fact that the U.S. government holds a patent on the virus. You can see it here:

http://www.google.com/patents/US20120251502

What do you think is the most plausible explanation (i.e., conspiracy theory)? Comment below…

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Jake Shannon

Jake Shannon (1973 - ) was born in Colorado and has worked in a hodgepodge of professions including "Quant" (i.e., financial mathematician), serial entrepreneur, Discordian Pope, radio talk show host, Chairman of the Libertarian Party of Utah, Luchador (i.e., mexican wrestler), and Comedy Hypnotist before settling upon pursuing an unwitting vow of poverty as an independent writer, practical magician (Chaos Magick) and more importantly, as a stay-at-home dad (his greatest accomplishment by far). He currently lives in Salt Lake City, Utah (which still surprises him) with his lovely wife, three bright children and three loyal dogs.